Desuko.
Grandiose delusions

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Also, Smith, Freeman et al. have noted that there is a correlation between grandiose delusion and enlarged chins.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Three-Rowed_Sea_Cucumber.jpg

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This Three-Rowed Sea Cucumber gets its name because it has three distinct rows of podia on its bottom side (not shown). I guess they are all feet (sorry). I think they resemble a roll of chocolate chip cookie dough.

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Thomas Kinkade

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In 2006 John Dandois, Media Arts Group executive, recounted a story that on one occasion (“about six years ago”) Kinkade became drunk at a Siegfried & Roy magic show in Las Vegas and began shouting “Codpiece! Codpiece!” at the performers. Eventually he was calmed by his mother.

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redheaded:

bahaha… :)

redheaded:

bahaha… :)

funnyordie:

The Terminator is on Twitter and it’s Kind of Amazing
He can be followed at @111001001101010. Also, Sarah Conner?
The Upside Down Show

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Shane — Shane Dundas plays “Shane,” who is bald and wears long cargo pants, hi-top sneakers, and a blue t-shirt featuring the symbol for “slow motion” as found on most electronic devices (although most people seem to think it is the “play” symbol, which it is clearly not and never has been). He is one of the protagonists of the series.

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Speaking of “The Upside Down Show,” have you ever watched it? Children’s programming at its most batshit insane. Even if you’re not high, it’ll make you feel like you are.

Oscar the Grouch

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Oscar tries to keep his Canadian identity secret,[7] but admitted that he is Canadian due to his parents being from Canada. He was born in Minto, New Brunswick, with his father having been born in Saint David Ridge, New Brunswick,[8] and his mother having grown up in Nova Scotia.

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splashmeadouble & herekitty do it again.

splashmeadouble & herekitty do it again.

I lol’d.

I lol’d.

Nudity

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Functional nudity for a short time, such as when changing clothes on a beach, is sometimes acceptable, while staying nude on the beach generally is not. However, even this is often avoided or minimized by a towel.[citation needed]

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Vampire pumpkins and watermelons

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According to tradition, watermelons or any kind of pumpkin kept more than ten days or after Christmas will become a vampire, rolling around on the ground and growling to pester the living. People have little fear of the vampire pumpkins and melons because of the creatures’ lack of teeth.

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