can we please pretend this screencap doesn’t exist
no
This is the companion piece to my avi.
So far I have been gifted with TWO amazing TNG reaction gifs while talking with @johnmartz and life has never been sweeter

Please state the nature of the hip-hop emergency.
STAP.
This is amazing.
I quit the internet.
*GOES ON TO GLORY*
how to fight by Captain Kirk (ft. his best pupil)
#and the ever popular ‘HALF-ASSED KARATE CHOP TO THE SHOULDER’ TECHNIQUES
MY FAVORITE KIRK MOVE
What’s awesome… none of these are in slow motion. That’s just how slow Kirk moves in combat. His style is called “Slow-Fu”.
It is the most unbeatable of fighting styles
He likes to give his opponent time to fully comprehend the ass kicking that is slowly but surely approaching them
Sometimes it’s hard to imagine what Western culture was like before Bruce Lee.
Honestly. We’d probably still be waiting for a Gorn punch to land if not for the beautiful, wonderful Bruce Lee.