Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
THESE ARE SO FUNNY.
“My pipes are cleeeeean!!!”
Before Fox “News”
“Watcha thinkin’ about?”
Fox enthusiast “soggytoast” weighs in on Obama voting early in Chicago.
“Obama did this at 4:20 on purpose because of his secret plan to legalize it in the second term. We can’t stand for this because food prices will soar from everyone getting the munchies.”
Make sure you vote at 5:27 next time.
via Brian Confrey
So, basically, the majority of the countries the USA has strategic and diplomatic alliances with, hate Romney. That should say a lot right there…
Even China hates Romney.
But at least Romney is pulling his best numbers in Kenya.
Josh Romney in the audience of tonight’s debate.
“It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I’m sorry. But you can take my word for it, your father had it comin’. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I’ll be waiting” - Barack the Bride
Fox News celebrates Romney’s victory over Obama…in the pre-debate coin toss.
This is not a parody. It is a real thing.
|—||Chez Pazienza for the Huffington Post, in Fox News Doesn’t Care About Your Outrage. (via reallyfoxnews)|